uh-uh fart like this uh-uh uh-uh thats the way i fart so just fart like this
hey man, whatcha lookin' at sit down, it will come out soon and if you could only let it be you will see it i hate the stupid way it sounds when you have to take a crap and your talking to the person in the next stall
someone trying to just remove poop but its being held back and I cant relax Im trying to get through but I cant because you see tell me
why'd you have to go and make me so constipated i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated It hurts like this cause you try, and you die, 'cause it dont, go to the bowl but it dont come out now easily this would be if i had watched you
Days pass, and the pressure mounts i don't think, that a wet fart counts that poo's hard and very fat you see it's makin' me yell out when i move my bowels surely, you have heard the howls you know, i'm not dropping anything when it's become
something that's round, and big and brown i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see help me
why'd you have to go and make me so constipated i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated It hurts like this cause you try, and you die, 'cause it dont, go to the bowl but it dont come out now easily this would be if i had watched you
Give up, watcha pushing for? Sit back, we've all been bunged before and if you could only stick with pee, you will see
something that's round, and big and brown i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see help me
why'd you have to go and make me so constipated i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated It hurts like this cause you try, and you die, 'cause it dont, go to the bowl but it dont come out now easily this would be if i had watched you oh-oh-oh
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Avril Lavigne
Песня: Together
Something just isn't right I can feel it inside The truth isn't far behind me You can't deny
When I turn the lights out When I close my eyes Reality overcomes me I'm living a lie
When I'm alone I Feel so much better And when Im around you I don't feel
[Chorus:] Together It doesn't feel right at all Together Together we've built a wall Together Holding hands we'll fall Hands we'll fall
This has gone on so long I realize that i need Something good to rely on Something for me
When I'm alone I Feel so much better And when Im around you I don't feel
[Chorus]
My heart is broken I'm lying here My thoughts are choking on you my dear On you my dear On you my dear
When I'm alone I Feel so much better And when Im around you I don't feel
[Chorus x2]
When I'm around you When I'm around you I don't feel together I don't feel together When I'm around you When I'm around you I don't feel together I don't feel together
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Avril Lavigne
Песня: Don't Tell Me
You held my hand and walked me home, I know While you gave me that kiss it was something like this it made me go ooh ohh You wiped my tears, got rid of all my fears, why did you have to go? Guess it wasn't enough to take up some of my love Guys are so hard to trust Did I not tell you that I'm not like that girl? The one who gives it all away
[Chorus:] Did you think that I was gonna give it up to you, this time? Did you think that it was somethin I was gonna do and cry? Don't try to tell me what to do, Dont try to tell me what to say, You're better off that way
Don't think that your charm and the fact that your arm is now around my neck Will get you in my pants I'll have to kick your ass and make you never forget I'm gonna ask you to stop, thought I liked you a lot, but I'm really upset Get out of my head get off of my bed yeah thats what I said Did I not tell you that I'm not like that girl, the one who, throws it all away
[Chorus]
This guilt trip that you put me on won't, mess me up I've done no wrong Any thoughts of you and me have gone away
[Chorus]
Better off that way I'm better off alone anyway
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Avril Lavigne
Песня: Forgotten
Ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah I'm giving up on everything Because you messed me up Don't know how much you Screwed it up You never listened That's just too bad Because I'm moving on I won't forget You were the one that was wrong I know I need to step up and be strong Don't patronize me Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[Chorus:] Have you forgotten Everything that I wanted Do you forget it now You never got It Do you get it now Yea yea yea yea yea Yea yea yea yea yea Ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah
Gotta get away There's no point in thinking about yesterday It's too late now It won't ever be the same We're so different now Yea yea yea yea yea
[Chorus]
I know I wanna run away I know I wanna run away Run away If only I could run away If only I could run away Run away I told you what i wanted I I told you what i wanted What I wanted But I was forgotten I won't be forgotten Never Again
I'm Standing on a bridge I'm waitin in the dark I thought that you'd be here by now Theres nothing but the rain No footsteps on the ground I'm listening but theres no sound
Isn't anyone tryin to find me? Won't somebody come take me home It's a damn cold night Trying to figure out this life Wont you take me by the hand take me somewhere new I dont know who you are but I... I'm with you
im looking for a place searching for a face is anybody here i know cause nothings going right and everythigns a mess and no one likes to be alone
Isn't anyone tryin to find me? Won't somebody come take me home It's a damn cold night Trying to figure out this life Wont you take me by the hand take me somewhere new I dont know who you are but I... I'm with you
oh why is everything so confusing maybe I'm just out of my mind yea yea yea
It's a damn cold night Trying to figure out this life Wont you take me by the hand take me somewhere new I dont know who you are but I... I'm with you
Take me by the hand take me somewhere new I dont know who you are but I... I'm with you I'm with you
Take me by the hand take me somewhere new I dont know who you are but I... I'm with you I'm with you I'm with you...
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Avril Lavigne
Песня: My World
Please tell me what is taking place, Cause I can't seem to find a trace, Guess it must've got erased somehow, Probably cause I always forget, Everytime someone tells me their name, It's always gotta be the same. (In my World) Never wore cover-up, Always beat the boys up, Grew up in a 5000 population town, Made my money by cutting grass, Got fired by fried chicken ass, All in a small town, Napanee.
You know I always stay up without sleepin', And think to myself, Where do I belong forever, In whose arms, the time and place?
[Chorus:] Can't help if I space in a daze, My eyes tune out the other way, I may switch off and go in a daydream, In this head my thoughts are deep, But sometimes I can't even speak, Would someone be and not pretend? I'm off again in my World
I never spend less than an hour, Washin' my hair in the shower, It always takes 5 hours to make it straight, So I'll braid it in a zillion braids, Though it may take all friggen day, There's nothin' else better to do anyway.
When you're all alone in the lands of forever, Lay under the milky way, On and on it's getting too late out, I'm not in love this time this night.
[Chorus:] Can't help if I space in a daze, My eyes tune out the other way, I may switch off and go in a daydream, In this head my thoughts are deep, But sometimes I can't even speak, Would someone be and not pretend? I'm off again in my World
(la la la la)
Take some time, Mellow out, Party up, But don't fall down, Don't get caught, Sneak out of the house.
[Chorus:] Can't help if I space in a daze, My eyes tune out the other way, I may switch off and go in a daydream, In this head my thoughts are deep, But sometimes I can't even speak, Would someone be and not pretend? I'm off again in my World
Can't help if I space in a daze, My eyes tune out the other way, I may switch off and go in a daydream, In this head my thoughts are deep, But sometimes I can't even speak, Would someone be and not pretend? I'm off again in my World
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Avril Lavigne
Песня: Sk8er boy
He was a boy She was a girl Can I make it anymore obvious He was a punk She did ballet What more can I say He wanted her She'd never tell Secretly she wanted him as well But all of her friends struck up their nose They had a problem with his baggy clothes
He was a skater boy She said see you later boy He wasn't good enough for her Sha had a pretty face But her head was up in space She needed to come back to earth
5 years from now She sits at home Feeding the baby she's all alone She turns on TV Guess who she sees Skater boy rockin' up MTV She call up her friends They already know And they've all got Tickets to see his show Sha tags along Stands in the crowd Looks up at the man that she turned down
He was a skater boy She said see you later boy He wasn't good enough for her Now he's a superstar slamming on his guitar Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
HE WAS A SKATER BOY sHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY HE WASN'T GOD ENOUGH FOR HER NOW HE'S A SUPERSTAR SLAMMING ON HIS GUITAR DOES YOUR PRETTY FACE SEE WHAT HE'S WORTH?
Sorry girl but you missed ouy Well tough luck that boy's mine now We are more than just good friends This is how the story ends Too bad that you couldn't see See the man that boy could be There is more that meets the eye I see the soul that is inside
He'd just a boy And I'm just a girl Can I make it anymore obvious We are in love Haven't you heard How we rock eachothers world
I'm with the skater boy I said see you later boy I'll be back after the show I'll be at the studio Singing the song we wrote About the girl you used to know
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Avril Lavigne
Песня: Slipped Away
Na na, na na na, na na I miss you, miss you so bad I don't forget you, oh it's so sad I hope you can hear me I remember it clearly
The day you slipped away Was the day I found it won't be the same Ooooh
Na na la la la na na
I didn't get around to kiss you Goodbye on the hand I wish that I could see you again I know that I can't
Oooooh I hope you can hear me cause I remember it clearly
The day you slipped away Was the day I found it won't be the same Ooooh
I had my wake up Won't you wake up I keep asking why And I can't take it It wasn't fake It happened, you passed by
Now your gone, now your gone There you go, there you go Somewhere I can't bring you back Now your gone, now your gone There you go, there you go, Somewhere your not coming back
The day you slipped away Was the day i found it won't be the same noo.. The day you slipped away Was the day that i found it won't be the same oooh...
